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For me at this moment.
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Relax! After the storm we'll...
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Don't say anymore,
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Or else, we will be struck by the thunder.
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It was she who said thunder strike.
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Why take it out on me?
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Granny, you have been staring at us
for hours.

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When are you going to rescue us?
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I am deliberating...
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If I can help.
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Go get some help please! Quick!
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OK!
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Half a day passed after she uttered the
word "OK",

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She is still only meters away from us.
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Goose, goose, if you understand us,
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Please go get some help.
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If you save us,
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I'll issue a ban on all eating of geese.
:52:59
Now this one seems to have
supernatural powers.

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Supid goose! We need people to help...
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What do we need ducks for?
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Don't shit on my head.
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Go away, go!
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Help is coming!
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Hey, we are here!
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Not that I don't want to be saved,
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But it has been so nice for us together.
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Why do we need a third person?
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We are like a family.
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And you're my future brother-in-law.
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This involves the happiness of my sis.
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So I need to know, do you have
any physical defects?

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No.
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No?
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How come you wouldn't bathe with me?
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We are both men, what is the problem?
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I am not used to sharing a bath.
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I see.
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But you can do it on your own.
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I can't squat when taking a bath.
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How do you know I squatted?
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You peeped?
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Why bother to peep?
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There is no door. How can I bathe?
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Right, an Emperor

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