Two Weeks Notice
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:27:01
-You ran out of a wedding? That's horribIe!
-You said it was an emergency!

:27:05
Didn't I memo you as to what
constitutes an emergency?

:27:08
Yes. Large meteor, severe Ioss of bIood
and what's the third one again?

:27:11
-Death! And you're not dead.
-No.

:27:14
You weren't dead when
you caIIed me at 3:00 a.m...

:27:16
...because you had a nightmare about
becoming a member of KISS.

:27:19
Just Iike when you barged in
on my woman's doctor appointment...

:27:22
...to ask me which picture
to put on the cover of People.

:27:25
I don't Iike those very much. If it's any
consoIation, I wiII be dead eventuaIIy.

:27:30
Tonight is important. I'm representing
the Wade organization. That incIudes you.

:27:34
Not anymore, George.
:27:37
-I'm sorry?
-You got IsIand Towers, I got Coney IsIand.

:27:40
Why don't we just caII it quits, okay?
I can't take it anymore.

:27:43
-What, are you serious?
-Yes.

:27:48
PIease, consider this my two weeks' notice.
:27:53
-I find you ungratefuI.
-UngratefuI?

:27:57
-Yes, ungratefuI.
-UngratefuI?!

:28:00
Yes. I hire you with
no corporate experience.

:28:03
I give you an apartment, a great office,
the nonfat muffin basket every morning.

:28:07
-George!
-Why do you keep your phone on?

:28:11
You crave the excitement.
:28:17
This is entireIy my thing...
:28:19
...because I've managed
to turn myseIf into this....

:28:24
It's not Iike I'm enjoying it either.
:28:29
Now I can't. I'm addicted.
I have to know what you think.

:28:32
What do you think?
:28:34
I think you are the most seIfish
human being on the pIanet.

:28:37
That's just siIIy. Have you met
everyone on the pIanet?

:28:40
Goodbye, George.
:28:44
I don't have a shirt.
:28:48
AnseI, I finaIIy quit. He caIIed me
out of MeryI's wedding.

:28:52
-I'II never get that moment back.
-Okay.

:28:54
I'II set up interviews with Iaw firms
that do pro bono work, and--

:28:57
-All right, hang on.
-What?

:28:58
Look, we're shipping out.
I gotta go. You take care of yourself.


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