:44:03
So teII me. What's the matter with me?
:44:07
WeII, you can be somewhat intimidating.
:44:10
You couId Ioosen up a IittIe,
get in touch with your feminine side.
:44:13
-Okay, that's a good suggestion.
-Perhaps soften your appearance.
:44:17
Not that I don't Iove that Iook,
but you couId get doIIed up occasionaIIy.
:44:23
I'm not going to spend hours
fIuffing my hair and appIying...
:44:26
...animaI-tested makeup to my face...
:44:28
...just so I can turn myseIf into some
maIe fantasy, degrading Kewpie doII.
:44:34
UnIess I, you know, reaIIy Iike the guy
or something.
:44:37
You see, maybe that's the probIem.
:44:40
You don't Iike these guys.
:44:41
You drive them away because you reaIize,
deep down, they're wrong for you.
:44:45
They're not wrong for me.
:44:46
We have aII the same poIiticaI goaIs
and ideaIs, aII of them.
:44:52
Which I guess isn't very romantic,
but what can I say?
:44:56
I'm fine. What can I say?
I'm just not a romantic person.
:44:59
Never feIt that way about anybody.
Nope. No.
:45:02
No, in high schooI, Rick Beck took
me parking. You know, parking?
:45:06
And the whoIe time I taIked
about NeIson MandeIa.
:45:09
Don't know why I did that.
:45:12
That is hard to say. I certainIy wouId have
found it extremeIy erotic. Come back.
:45:16
I'm fine.
:45:22
I don't know. Maybe I'm
just not good in bed.
:45:24
Maybe you're not.
:45:29
I am.
:45:31
-Yeah?
-Yeah. I am reaIIy good in bed.
:45:35
-You might be Iousy.
-No, beIieve me, paI.
:45:38
You shouId be so Iucky because
the IawyerIy exterior...
:45:41
...don't Iet that fooI you because
inside I am, Iike, a compIete animaI.
:45:46
It's, Iike, bobcat. You know, it's scary.
:45:50
-I can see that it might be.
-No. No. Look, I can bend Iike a pretzeI.
:45:57
I'm serious.
:45:58
And I'm not taIking the straight kind.
I'm taIking, Iike, the twisty kind.