:29:00
You've seen it all through history.
:29:01
They never give black men credit.
:29:03
Jesus Christ... black man.
:29:06
Babe Ruth... black man.
:29:11
Madonna!
:29:13
Sleeps with black men.
:29:15
Think about it.
:29:17
So the General sold out to The Man.
:29:19
I don't think it's that simple.
:29:21
When you're dealing
with The Man, it never is.
:29:25
Our only choice here
is to infiltrate Multinational Inc.
:29:29
Then we can find out
what happened to the General.
:29:31
It'll be a very dangerous assignment.
:29:35
It'll be your most
vigorous training yet.
:29:37
You're gonna have to think and act...
:29:39
just like a tight-butt white man
with a 401K plan...
:29:41
and a country club membership.
:29:43
So pay attention.
:29:49
Here...
:29:51
have a bite of this...
:29:53
sandwich.
:29:54
How did you know I was hungry?
:29:56
I ain't eat nothing this morning.
:30:02
You trying to kill me?
- If you're going to pass in white America,...
:30:05
you are going to have
to learn to like mayonnaise!
:30:08
No!
Listen...
:30:09
if you're ever forced
to eat this mayonnaise,...
:30:12
simply press the button
on this side of the watch.
:30:14
It delivers a rather liberal
spritzing of hot sauce.
:30:17
One blast should be enough
to make Caucasian food edible.
:30:20
Well, it works on grits.
:30:24
Now, since time
is of the essence,...
:30:26
I developed a device
that allows you...
:30:28
to absorb the whole
of white culture...
:30:30
in mere seconds
using subliminal imagery.
:30:33
I call it... Caucasiavision.
:30:37
Hey, I feel like George Clinton.
:30:42
Turn it on.
:30:54
No!
:30:59
Make it stop!
Make it stop!