American Splendor
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:27:01
He can't go and quit his day job or nothing.
:27:09
Who am I kidding?
:27:11
Truth is, I'd be lost without my work routine.
:27:26
I got a job.
:27:40
Hi, Harvey.
:27:42
Do you want these gourmet jelly beans?
:27:44
I gave up sweets for Lent.
:27:47
- Yeah, sure, I'll take them.
- I recommend the pina coladas.

:27:51
They're excellent and very authentic tasting.
:27:58
It's watermelon. That's pretty good.
:28:00
Wait till you try the pina coladas.
:28:12
Tell me something.
:28:15
Can you eat lentils during Lent?
:28:19
Sure, I don't see why not.
:28:21
You can't eat meat on certain days...
:28:23
but lentils should be acceptable anytime.
:28:29
Do you think there's any connection
between lentils and Lent?

:28:32
I don't think so. But I'll ask Sister Mary Fred
at church on Sunday.

:28:37
Sister Mary Fred, huh?
:28:41
Is she cute? She sounds kind of mannish,
but who the hell am I to be picky?

:28:46
You're funny. She's a nun.
:28:49
So what? Maybe she became a nun
because she couldn't get a guy.

:28:54
She became a nun
because she had a higher calling.

:28:59
Higher calling? What a crock of shit.

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