American Splendor
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You see, I wasn't even married a month...
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and my old lady
was already showing signs of trouble.

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Granted, I tend to get married fast,
'cause I'll take any woman that'll have me.

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But this time I really met my match.
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How about these old 78s? Can't you
sell them to one of your collectors?

:53:20
Are you kidding me, man? No way.
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I ain't getting rid of my 78s.
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Forget it, then. I give up.
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How can I make more storage space
if you won't get rid of anything?

:53:29
You know what? I'll get rid of stuff.
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- Just not my good stuff.
- Everything is your good stuff.

:53:35
How am I supposed to live here
if there's no room for me?

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Come on, baby.
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I'll make room for you, okay?
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You just have to give me time.
I'm not so good at these things.

:53:45
- Because you're obsessive-compulsive.
- Come on!

:53:47
I don't wanna hear that psycho-babble crap.
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I don't care if you don't wanna hear it.
You are the poster child for the DSM III.

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I'll have you know
I come from a very dysfunctional family.

:53:56
I can spot a personality disorder miles away.
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Hello, Joyce.
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Is Harvey home?
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Borderline autistic.
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Are you listening to me?
I tell you, that Toby is a spy.

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Paranoid personality disorder.
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Polymorphously perverse.
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Hey, leave a message.
:54:44
This is me. Pick up the phone.
:54:47
You're not going to believe this...
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but some LA producer called
and wants to do a play about my life.

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Call me back. Call me here.
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Delusions of grandeur.

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