Anger Management
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...and then I just blacked out.
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I blacked out.
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And when I woke up, I was standing
over him and I was screaming:

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"l told you not to go there!
I told you not to go there!"

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How do you feel you
handled that situation?

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Not as well as I could've.
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Remember, Lou, temper's the one
thing you can't get rid of by losing it.

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Now, Fury Fighters, let's say hello
to someone...

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...who's joining our quest to get
the anger monkeys off our backs:

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-Dave.
-Hi, Dave.

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Hi.
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Good news, I fed my anger monkey
a banana this morning...

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...and he's feeling much better.
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More good news, you won't have to
listen to those lame jokes...

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...because I'm only here
for one session.

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Dave assaulted a female
flight attendant in midair.

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-Nice.
-I bet you beat her good.

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I didn't beat anybody.
I touched a woman.

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Liar. Bullshitter.
You're a woman beater.

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You can't admit it because you're
a piece of garbage.

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I don't know about all that,
but now I understand why you're here.

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I'm here because I was verbally
attacked by my neighbor.

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And I took a dump on his porch.
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I guess you're better than me.
That's why you can't cop to your rage.

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You're superior. He's superior.
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-Maybe Dave's not ready yet, Chuck.
-You're not ready. Hear what he said?

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Let's introduce Dave
to some of the rest of us.

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Girls, why don't you tell Dave
what brought you here.

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I'm sure he'd love to listen
to what you guys have to say.

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We always do.
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-Come on, Dave. Join us.
-Okay.

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Okay. Well, we're
in the adult film industry.

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And we're lovers.
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One day, Gina was having sex
with this Filipino guy Melo...

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-...which was cool, it was in the script.
-sure.

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And then I asked Melo
back to the house with us...

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...which is cool, because,
well, we like a little variety.


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