:55:09
...when I am on the verge...
:55:14
...of exploding in my pants.
:55:21
You are too cute.
:55:24
Get the fuck out of here.
:55:28
-I'm Kendra.
-I'm Dave.
:55:31
Let me buy you a drink.
:55:33
Can I get a cosmopolitan?
:55:43
I couldn't take it anymore...
:55:45
...so finally I just tell my boss:
:55:49
"Hey, baldy, if I want crap out of you,
I'll squeeze your head."
:55:53
-I didn't say that, but I should have.
-You are so funny.
:55:57
Too bad you're leaving town.
We could have fun together.
:56:01
Unfortunately, I am leaving
in the morning.
:56:04
In fact, I think I gotta get back
to my friend.
:56:14
What's the matter?
:56:16
-You gotta be kidding me.
-What's wrong?
:56:18
My friend took off on me.
:56:20
I can give you a ride.
:56:22
I don't even know where the guy lives.
:56:24
We can hang out at my place until you
get in touch with him.
:56:34
I bet there's like 50 Rydells in here.
:56:37
I shouldn't eat this. I'm getting so fat.
:56:40
What? You're not fat.
:56:41
My clothes hide it, but I'm
getting gooey right here.
:56:44
I don't see any goo.
:56:46
You want to see goo,
I'll show you my ass.
:56:49
Well, I see it,
and I didn't five years ago.
:56:52
I went out with this guy,
and he wouldn't sleep with me.
:56:55
And I asked him why, and he said that
when he saw me without my clothes...
:56:59
...that I look like a porker.