1:05:01
Dave said, "How does a guy
who weighs over 600 pounds...
1:05:05
...have the balls to teach people
about self-discipline?"
1:05:09
Let's not make fun of my God, here.
1:05:11
You know what else Dave finds
particularly piquant?
1:05:14
Recalling your nut-job sister
struggling with her underpants...
1:05:18
...in a straitjacket.
1:05:19
You think that's funny?
1:05:20
Dave used to con her
into getting naked...
1:05:23
...by saying that her clothes
had ghosts in them.
1:05:25
That never happened.
1:05:27
Then he'd pull out his winkie
and tell her...
1:05:29
...it was a strawberry ice-cream cone.
1:05:33
Is that what you've come here
to tell me?
1:05:35
Did you expose yourself...
1:05:38
...to my sister?
1:05:41
-And don't shove me again.
-It's shower-room humiliation again.
1:05:46
He's giving you a wet willie and
making you chew on his jockstrap...
1:05:49
...and fart blossom and all this.
1:05:52
Answer me, Buznik!
Did you get it on with my sister?
1:05:58
Over and over again.
1:06:01
And she moaned like a wildebeest.
1:06:04
Wildebeest.
1:06:09
Whoo! Now, that felt good!
1:06:11
I wasn't expecting that
from a Buddhist.
1:06:14
-I'm a little pissed off right now.
-You all right? You're all right.
1:06:23
David! David! No, David!
1:06:25
Easy, boy!
1:06:27
sorry.
1:06:29
Help me, brother.
1:06:30
-Help me.
-Okay. Come on. Come on.
1:06:33
Okay, we're even. We're even now.
1:06:36
-I went crazy. I'm so sorry.
-I started it.
1:06:39
-I started it.
-It's all right.
1:06:40
And I'm gonna finish it!
1:06:43
Now we're even, butt-lick!
1:06:45
No! Don't! Don't! Don't!
1:06:47
"What's that, Auntie Em?
It's a twister!"
1:06:51
My nipples!
1:06:53
Pena! Look! Your sister's back.
1:06:56
I got Casper in my clothes!