1:10:05
Now, Fury Fighters...
1:10:07
...what keys do we need to possess
before we can--?
1:10:10
Dave. You're late.
1:10:12
-Can I talk to you alone, please?
-sure you can--
1:10:24
You told Linda we should have
a trial separation?
1:10:26
-Yes.
-Yes?!
1:10:28
Yes!
1:10:29
separating from Linda
is a crucial part of our strategy.
1:10:33
My strategy is to keep my girlfriend.
1:10:35
All right. strictly as a friend.
1:10:39
Linda's been thinking about
leaving you for some time.
1:10:42
she loves you, but she
recognizes you're a neurotic mess.
1:10:45
You're jealous...
1:10:46
...self-loathing, resentful, insecure
and a premature ejaculator.
1:10:51
she told you I was
a premature ejaculator?
1:10:53
That part I was assuming.
1:10:55
I haven't done that in,
like, eight months.
1:10:57
Anyway, a trial separation will make
you both gain a deeper appreciation...
1:11:03
...for David Buznik.
1:11:05
After she dates a couple of losers,
she'll be begging you to take her back.
1:11:14
So I've been thinking about it,
Linda...
1:11:19
...and a trial separation is exactly
what we need.
1:11:23
And if you want to start seeing...
1:11:26
...other penises-- People...
1:11:32
...I want you to feel free.
1:11:33
You sound upset. Are you all right?
1:11:38
I'm fine. Just date anybody you'd like.
1:11:42
And don't hold back, okay?
1:11:44
Because there's a lot of nice guys
out there and I'm cool with it.
1:11:49
I'll be strong.
1:11:53
so the guy asked me for change.
I laughed. He cursed.
1:11:56
I whizzed on him.
1:11:58
-What else could I do, huh?
-You should've tossed a rock at him.