1:18:03
The bus? You took the bus?
What happened to your car?
1:18:05
I was way too smashed to drive.
1:18:07
I told her I didn't want to waste money
on a cab. That did not go down well.
1:18:13
Okay. I like that.
1:18:15
so we get to her house...
1:18:17
...we have some kind of a weird
argument...
1:18:20
...about the number of syllables
in a haiku.
1:18:23
Poetry garbage.
1:18:25
she said it was getting late,
we kissed and I headed on home.
1:18:29
Now, you say you kissed?
1:18:32
It was nothing. Little five-second kiss.
That's all.
1:18:35
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
1:18:36
You're having this horrible evening.
1:18:39
-How do you end up kissing, again?
-I wish I knew, keed.
1:18:43
We were both pretty geezed up.
1:18:45
One second we're fighting,
and the next second we're laughing...
1:18:49
...and then just a quick
1 0-second kiss.
1:18:52
I thought that you said five seconds.
1:18:54
First it was a five-second one...
1:18:56
...and then a little break because
my beard gave her a tickle.
1:18:59
she's cute.
And then a 1 0-second Frencher.
1:19:03
You had your crazy, corroded tongue
in my girlfriend's mouth?
1:19:09
Just a second. Just one second, Dave.
1:19:12
Dr. B, let it bip.
1:19:15
Well, hello.
1:19:19
I shouldn't really talk right now.
1:19:22
Well, I suppose you're right.
1:19:26
It's got to be done.
1:19:29
Who was that? Linda?
1:19:34
I've got some good news for you
and some potentially upsetting news.
1:19:38
First, the good news.
1:19:40
I'm going to sign your papers.
You're a free man.
1:19:43
Let me hear
the potentially upsetting news.
1:19:46
Linda and I have fallen
for one another.
1:19:50
Pretty hard too.
1:19:51
David, I hope you believe me
when I say this:
1:19:54
I didn't intend for this to happen.
1:19:56
It was no one's fault, I guess.
It was just--
1:19:59
Wait a minute.