:04:01
Who is that piece goods salesman
who handles you?
:04:04
Harvey? Don't ask.
My cross to bear.
:04:07
l'd love to dump him,
but l'm his only client.
:04:10
You pay that troll
ten percent of your salary?
:04:13
20. Actually, 25.
lt's a long story.
:04:16
He was there for me
when my marriage broke up.
:04:20
Your... don't tell me
you got married young.
:04:23
You thought it would be exciting.
lt turned out to be hebetudinous
:04:26
and you dumped her.
Am l right?
:04:29
You are not. She left me.
l can't leave anybody.
:04:32
lt's my main problem in analysis.
l'm afraid to sleep alone. ''Hebetudinous?''
:04:36
- You're in analysis already?
- Yes. Very committed, actually.
:04:40
l turned down some TV jobs
in Los Angeles
:04:42
because my shrink felt
we weren't finished yet.
:04:45
You chose psychoanalysis over real life?
:04:48
Are you learning disabled?
:04:50
[Falk:] Obviously, you're not familiar
with analysis.
:04:53
Wrong. l'm completely familiar with it.
:04:57
Similar hustlers tried to fob it
off on me at Payne Whitney.
:05:00
- You were in Payne Whitney?
- That's right. A nuthouse.
:05:04
l was in the psycho ward
for six months,
:05:06
a vacation l don't look back on
with great nostalgia.
:05:09
Really?
:05:11
Relax.
You don't have to move away.
:05:14
Oh, no. l'm not suggesting
you were violent.
:05:17
But l was violent.
That's why they put you in a straitjacket.
:05:21
You were in a straitjacket?
:05:23
l'm not going to take an ax
and split your head open.
:05:27
- Don't be scared.
- l'm just surprised.
:05:30
What happened?
Why were you there?
:05:32
l broke up with this girl,
:05:33
and they put me
with a psychiatrist who said,
:05:37
''Why did you get so depressed,
:05:42
''and do all those things you did?''
l said, ''l wanted this girl and she left me.''
:05:46
And he said,
''Well, we have to look into that.''
:05:49
And l said, ''There's nothing to look into!
l wanted her and she left me.''
:05:53
And he said, ''Well, why are you feeling
so intense?''
:05:57
And l said, ''Cause l want the girl!''
And he said, ''What's underneath it?''