Anything Else
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:06:01
And l said, ''Nothing!''
:06:03
He said, ''l'll have to
give you medication.''

:06:06
l said, ''l don't want medication!
l want the girl!''

:06:08
And he said,
''We have to work this through.''

:06:11
So, l took a fire extinguisher
from the casement

:06:15
and struck him across
the back of his neck.

:06:18
And before l knew it,
guys from Con Ed

:06:21
had jumper cables in my head
and the rest was...

:06:25
Why are you in analysis?
:06:28
You're afraid to sleep alone.
What else?

:06:30
Fear of death.
:06:32
That's funny. l have that, too!
My dog has it.

:06:35
lt's very common to living creatures.
:06:37
And l have rough patches
with my girlfriend.

:06:40
- You have a girlfriend?
- l am deeply in love.

:06:43
Really?
:06:43
Yes, with the most beautiful,
charming, sexy...

:06:49
- But there are rough patches.
- We'll get through them.

:06:52
But there are painful conflicts.
:06:55
She can be difficult.
But you'd love her. She's a knockout.

:06:59
- A knockout, but impossible.
- l never said impossible.

:07:02
- You did!
- Difficult. She can be difficult.

:07:05
Now she's difficult.
Soon, she'll be impossible.

:07:08
She's very supportive of my goals.
What are these goals?

:07:13
l want to write a novel.
:07:15
A novel about man's fate
in the empty universe.

:07:18
No god, no hope, just human suffering
and loneliness.

:07:22
Stick to jokes, that's where the money is.
Want a lift?

:07:26
No, l'm okay.
l'm meeting my girlfriend.

:07:29
Today is our anniversary.
:07:31
You know, maybe next week,
if you'd like,

:07:35
we could drive out to watch
that intellectual comedian

:07:38
parade his amphigories for us.
:07:43
Sure. That'd be great.
:07:45
lt's funny. l was once in a cab...
this was years ago.

:07:50
And l was pouring my heart out
to the driver

:07:53
about all the stuff
you were prattling on about...

:07:56
life, death, the empty universe,

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