:34:02
Oh, boy! l had a rough day.
:34:07
l got up, put on a shirt
and the button came off.
:34:11
Then l went to the car to open the door,
and the handle came off.
:34:16
Now l'm afraid
to go to the bathroom.
:34:21
What did you do?
l wanted to grab the check.
:34:25
- No, you didn't.
- What do you mean? l did.
:34:28
l was grabbing the check.
:34:30
Never trust a guy
who fumbles for the check.
:34:34
He who wants to get the check,
gets it.
:34:36
As you go through life, when you
really want to get the check, you will.
:34:40
- Well, l was planning on getting it.
- Let me ask you...
:34:43
Did you hear what that guy said?
:34:45
Three people were coming in
as we were leaving.
:34:49
The swarthy guy?
:34:51
Yeah. Dark.
There were two guys and a girl.
:34:54
- l didn't hear him.
- He looked at us,
:34:56
and said to the other guy:
''Jews start all wars.''
:35:00
- Did you hear that?
- No!
:35:02
Yes, absolutely. He presumably
said it to her or the guy with them,
:35:07
but it was really for our benefit.
''Jews start all wars.''
:35:11
l don't think it was for my benefit
because l didn't hear anything.
:35:17
l know who you're talking about.
l saw this trio,
:35:21
but l didn't hear anything
and l have pretty good hearing.
:35:24
Because you were obsessed with
the physically prepossessing waitresses
:35:29
running around.
:35:31
Let me tell you, Falk.
We live in perilous times.
:35:34
You got to keep alert for these things.
:35:36
You don't want your life to wind up
as black-and-white newsreel footage
:35:40
scored by a cello in a minor key.
:35:48
- Hey.
- Hi.
:35:50
- How are you?
- Good. How was the comedian?
:35:53
lt's exactly like Dobel says.
:35:56
There is truly a paucity
of veridical talent in the world.