1:42:02
to a potential buyer as a preamble
to our trip to California.
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And l was coming home,
speeding a little bit.
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What's the fun of having a car like that
if you can't get a little velocity going?
1:42:14
And l was stopped
by two state troopers.
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They were exceptionally nasty,
and one thing led to another.
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They made some remarks
and got physical,
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and l made some remarks,
and they got a little rough,
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and the next thing l knew,
they made some crack about my religion,
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which l found in poor taste.
1:42:38
Religion? You're an atheist.
1:42:41
Yes, l'm an atheist, but...
1:42:43
but l resented the fact,
however obliquely
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that they implied Auschwitz
was basically a theme park.
1:42:51
Anyhow, a little bloodied,
l returned to my apartment
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and got one of my many weapons,
and l returned to find them.
1:43:00
Don't you dare tell me you shot them.
1:43:04
l couldn't find both of them,
only one.
1:43:07
As fate turned out, l located
the more porcine of the two.
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How serious?
1:43:13
ln a satirical mood,
l thought it would be amusing
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if l shot him in the ass,
but it was dark and l was nervous,
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and, you know,
time has diminished my accuracy.
1:43:28
[Falk sighs] Dobel!
1:43:31
Dobel!
1:43:33
My God!
1:43:35
l always knew l would use
the survival kit one day.
1:43:40
lt's just for a period of time
until everything blows over, l suppose.
1:43:46
God. Oh, Dobel.
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Dobel.