Bad Santa
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:21:00
Okay. Fine.
Barbie.

:21:01
Oh, thank you.
:21:03
Ow! Watch the toenails, kid!
Shit.

:21:06
Next.
:21:08
Next!
:21:12
What do you want?
:21:14
Fraggle-Stick car.
:21:16
What the fuck is that?
:21:18
Fraggle-Stick car.
:21:20
Well, I heard you.
Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

:21:38
Hey, check out this loser.
:21:40
Hey, fat-ass.
How you doing today?

:21:45
Hey, loser.
:21:46
Hey, dipshit.
:21:48
Moron.
:21:50
Hey, loser.
How you doing today?

:21:54
Dumb-ass,
why don't you turn around?

:21:59
You know what?
Fuck this.

:22:06
You're next.
:22:08
Next.
:22:10
I said next, God damn it.
This is not the DMV, all right?

:22:13
Move it along.
:22:17
What's your name?
You can tell me.

:22:22
I know.
How about Santa?

:22:24
If you don't tell him,
you won't get a present.

:22:28
That's right.
:22:29
Come on and tell Santa
all about it.

:22:35
What do you want?
:22:39
Well, come on.
What do you want?

:22:40
A snot-rag?
:22:45
Great.
Another fucking Mongoloid.

:22:47
Marcus, get this kid off me
before he pisses on me.

:22:51
Don't fuck with my beard.
:22:52
It's not real.
:22:54
No shit.
:22:56
Well, it was real.
:22:57
But, you see, I got sick
and all the hair fell out.


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