:23:00
How did you get sick?
:23:03
I loved a woman
who wasn't clean.
:23:05
Mrs. Santa?
:23:06
No.
It was her sister.
:23:07
What's it like
at the North Pole?
:23:09
Like the suburbs.
:23:11
Which one?
:23:13
Apache Junction.
:23:15
What the fuck do you care?
Now, get off my lap.
:23:17
You sit there
like a fucking retard.
:23:20
You are really Santa, right?
:23:22
No.
I'm an accountant.
:23:23
I wear this fucking thing as
a fashion statement, all right?
:23:27
Okay.
:23:28
Get this kid out of here.
He's freaking me out.
:23:37
I got to get a drink on.
I'll see you tomorrow.
:23:40
Just don't come into work
stinking of booze again.
:23:43
Yeah.
Why don't you get going?
:23:44
You'll be late for your
"Wizard of Oz" Candy Bar Guild.
:23:47
Lollipop Guild, you asshole.
Jesus!
:23:50
Two-year-olds flip me shit
better than you.
:23:52
You saying something to me?
:23:54
Yeah. I'm gonna stick
my whole fist up your ass.
:24:05
Jingle bells, jingle bells
:24:08
Jingle all the way
:24:10
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
:24:14
Jingle bells, jingle bells
:24:17
Jingle all the way
:24:19
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
:24:23
Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh
:24:28
O'er the fields we go,
laughing all the way
:24:33
Bells on bobtail ring,
making spirits bright
:24:35
What?
:24:37
What fun it is to ride and
sing a sleighing song tonight
:24:41
Jingle bells, jingle bells
:24:44
Mmm.
:24:45
Another Grand-Dad, Santa?
:24:48
Yeah.
:24:49
Yeah?
:24:51
Jingle bells, jingle bells
:24:53
Jingle all the way
:24:55
Oh, what fun it is to ride
:24:57
Got a name?