1:00:02
and I wasn't as big
as one of your legs.
1:00:04
Four kids beat me up
and I went crying to my daddy.
1:00:06
-You know what he did?
-He made it all better?
1:00:08
No, he kicked my ass.
You know why?
1:00:11
'Cause you went to the bathroom
on Mommy's dishes?
1:00:14
What the fuck?
1:00:16
No.
1:00:16
He tried to teach you
not to cry and be a man?
1:00:19
No. It's because he was
a mean, drunk son of a bitch.
1:00:23
When he wasn't busting my ass,
1:00:25
he was putting cigarettes out
on my neck.
1:00:27
The world ain't fair.
1:00:28
You gotta take what you need
when you can get it.
1:00:31
Learn to stand up for yourself.
Quit being a pussy.
1:00:34
Kick these kids
in the balls or something.
1:00:38
Or don't.
Shit, I don't care.
1:00:40
Just leave me out of it.
Now, get on out of here.
1:00:42
Okay.
Thanks, Santa.
1:00:59
Go get the next lucky boy
or girl, okay?
1:01:03
All right, next.
1:01:07
Open the ropes there, Marcus.
1:01:10
I know you?
1:01:11
Not yet.
1:01:14
Seven cities in seven years.
1:01:17
Pretty impressive.
1:01:19
The store changes,
your name changes.
1:01:21
But you always get away clean.
1:01:23
Yeah.
1:01:25
Pretty darn impressive.
1:01:27
Well, let's face the facts.
1:01:28
Y'all are a couple
of half-bucket small-timers.
1:01:31
You, because of your physical
attributes, found a niche,
1:01:34
and I respect that.
1:01:36
But you also been caught...
1:01:39
...by me.
1:01:40
So this is how it's gonna be.
1:01:43
I don't want to take over.
1:01:45
I don't even want to change
your scam.
1:01:47
Whatever you guys do, it works.
1:01:49
All I want is a taste.
1:01:51
When the deed is done,
we part ways.
1:01:54
I'll buy a little ranch
in Havasu,
1:01:56
and you all take your little
medicine show back on the road.