Bad Santa
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1:03:01
Well, what's one point?
1:03:03
We split the dough
right down the middle.

1:03:05
Any merchandise you take, I get
to look at and cherry-pick.

1:03:07
No! Money's one thing,
but you ain't gettin' the --

1:03:10
This ain't no Chinese menu,
jagoff.

1:03:12
I tell you how it's gonna be.
1:03:15
This is pricks fix.
1:03:23
Pricks fix?
1:03:24
He's a fucking moron.
1:03:26
Oh, really?
1:03:27
Is that how you got
the upper hand?

1:03:29
Fuck you.
1:03:30
Negotiating?
1:03:31
If you don't like,
next year, fuck off.

1:03:33
I can always get
another box jockey.

1:03:34
I can get another midget, too.
1:03:36
Yeah, where?
1:03:37
You see us hanging off of trees
like fucking crab apples?

1:03:40
Even if we did, you'd never
front your own racket.

1:03:43
You know why, Willie?
You got no discipline.

1:03:45
You got zero fuckin' initiative.
You'd fall apart without me.

1:03:49
You're too pathetic for words.
1:03:50
You're a fucking loser,
and you fucking know it.

1:04:01
To go glidin'
in a one-horse sleigh

1:04:03
Giddyup, jingle horse,
pick up your feet

1:04:07
Jingle around the clock
1:04:10
Mix and mingle
in the jinglin' beat

1:04:14
That's the jingle bell rock
1:04:16
Santa'll be here real soon,
kids. Real soon.

1:04:20
Jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time

1:04:23
There he is.
Look.

1:04:25
ln jingle bell square
1:04:27
Oh, no.
1:04:30
What a bright time,
it's the right time

1:04:33
To rock the night away
1:04:36
Oh, my God!
1:04:38
Is a swell time
1:04:40
To go glidin'
in a one-horse sleigh

1:04:44
Giddyup, jingle horse,
pick up your feet

1:04:47
Jingle around the clock
1:04:50
Mix and mingle
in the jinglin' beat...


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