Bad Santa
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1:08:03
So you like to give little kids
black eyes, huh?

1:08:08
How 'bout you, huh?!
You want some?!

1:08:10
Anybody else?
Anybody else? Come on!

1:08:13
Yeah, there you go.
1:08:33
You know, I think
I've turned a corner.

1:08:36
Yeah?
You fucking petites now?

1:08:40
No. I'm not talking about that.
1:08:44
I beat the shit
out of some kids today.

1:08:48
But it was for a purpose.
1:08:52
It made me feel good
about myself.

1:08:57
It was like I did something
constructive with my life.

1:08:59
I don't know.
1:09:01
Like I accomplished something.
1:09:07
You need many years of therapy.
1:09:10
Many, many, many
fuckin' years of therapy.

1:09:15
Okay. You don't drink,
which is smart on your part.

1:09:17
But being sober can put you
at a disadvantage

1:09:19
when it comes to violence.
1:09:21
I can't box worth a shit, see.
1:09:23
But I'm good in a fight
because I can't feel anything.

1:09:27
You, you're gonna feel
everything.

1:09:31
Okay.
1:09:32
Now put your dukes up.
Let me see what you got.

1:09:36
This is bullshit!
1:09:37
Give me one good reason why l
should even consider doing this.

1:09:41
'Cause I let 2,000 kids
spit in my face for your ass.

1:09:43
That's why.
1:09:44
Now, I'm asking you
for this one thing.

1:09:46
Come on, look at the kid.
1:09:49
He is pathetic.
1:09:51
Yeah, he's just a little...
1:09:52
He's a fucking retard.
1:09:56
Yeah, let's show him
a couple of things

1:09:58
so he can defend himself, then.
1:09:59
Unless you're scared.

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