Bad Santa
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1:12:00
What the fuck?
1:12:04
Oh, shit.
1:12:08
-Roger!
-God!

1:12:10
-God damn it! Shit!
-You're home.

1:12:12
-Please just tap me.
-Let me fix some sandwiches.

1:12:52
Hello, little boy.
1:12:53
Hello.
Santa...

1:12:55
I know that Christmas Eve
is in a couple days,

1:12:57
and you have to fly around
the world

1:12:59
and give presents to everyone,
and you won't be around anymore.

1:13:03
Yeah?
1:13:04
So I thought I'd give you
your present now.

1:13:14
What the fuck is it?
1:13:15
It's a wooden pickle.
1:13:18
-Why'd you paint it brown?
-It's not paint.

1:13:21
It's blood from when I cut
my hand making it for you.

1:13:26
Oh.
1:13:27
Well, shit, kid, I don't know.
1:13:30
I...
1:13:33
Thanks.
1:13:35
You're welcome.
1:13:37
Good night, Santa.
1:13:40
Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister.
1:13:44
Good night, sweetie.
1:13:48
Oh, my God.
1:13:50
That was so sweet.
1:13:52
He's a really sweet kid,
isn't he?

1:13:55
Yeah, I guess so.

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