Bad Santa
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1:15:01
What do you care
what I think, anyway?

1:15:04
Hell, I guess you did better
than I did.

1:15:06
I never got any B's.
1:15:09
I thought maybe at least
since I did good in school,

1:15:11
maybe you'd bring me a present.
1:15:13
'Cause last year
and the year before that,

1:15:15
you didn't bring me
any presents.

1:15:20
Even though I'm a dipshit loser.
1:15:27
Jesus fucking Christ, kid!
1:15:29
Why do you talk about
yourself that way?!

1:15:32
Let me give you some news.
I'm not Santa Claus, all right?

1:15:35
Take a look at me.
Do I look like Santa Claus?

1:15:38
As a matter of fact,
I'm living fucking proof

1:15:40
that there's not a Santa Claus.
1:15:43
I know there's no Santa.
1:15:46
I just thought maybe you'd
want to give me a present

1:15:48
'cause we're friends.
1:16:15
There he is.
1:16:16
That lousy, leather-faced,
frog-eyed, motherfucker.

1:16:20
-Good night, Gin.
-Good night.

1:16:54
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph.
1:16:56
What is the problem now?
1:16:58
I'm sorry.
The van stalled.


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