:08:05
But I...
:08:07
I don't have any friends.
:08:08
And I'm not going out there by myself.
:08:11
Hey wait a minute.
I have a great idea...
:08:12
I'll stick with you.
:08:14
You and me in green fighting machine.
:08:15
Together we'll scare the spin
if anybody crosses us.
:08:22
Oh, a, that was really scary.
:08:25
Maybe you don't mind me saying.
:08:27
If that don't work,
your breath will certainly
do the job done, 'cause...
:08:28
you definitively need some
tic-tac or something,
:08:31
'cause your breath stinks!
:08:33
Man you've ??? my note!
:08:35
Just like the time...
:08:38
...and then I ate some rotten berries.
:08:40
Man I had some strong gases leaking
out of my but that day.
:08:42
Why are you following me?
:08:46
I'll tell you why.
:08:49
'Cause I'm all alone,
:08:51
there is no one here, beside me.
:08:55
My problems have all gone.
There's no one to derive me.
:09:03
But you got to have free ...
-Stop singing!
:09:08
Well, it's no wonder,
you don't have any friends.
:09:11
Wow! Only a true friend
would be that truly honest.
:09:13
Listen! Little donkey.
:09:15
Take a look at me! What am I?
:09:19
Ah...
:09:22
...really tall?
:09:23
No! I'm an Ogre.
You know, grab your torch and pitchforks.
:09:29
Doesn't that bother you?
:09:32
Nope.
:09:34
Really?
-Really really.
:09:36
Oh?
:09:38
Man, I like you.
What's your name?
:09:40
Ah..., Shrek.
:09:43
Shrek?!
:09:45
But do you know,
what I like about you, Shrek?
:09:46
You've got that kind of:
"I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing.
:09:49
I like that, I respect that, Shrek.
You're all right.
:09:55
Uh, look at that.
:09:57
Who would wanna live in
a place like that?
:09:59
That would be my home.