Bad Santa
anteprima.
mostra.
segnalibri.
successiva.

:41:01
-Aah, no.
-Why not?

:41:05
I have helmet hair.
:41:06
Please.
I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer.

:41:09
Oh, no, you wouldn't, dust.
:41:12
But, how will you kiss me?
:41:15
What? That wasn't in a job description.
:41:19
-Maybe it's a perk?
-No. It's destiny.

:41:23
You must know how it goes.
:41:26
A princess locked in a tower and beset
by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight.

:41:32
And then they share
true love's first kiss.

:41:36
With Shrek? You think, wait...
:41:39
...you think Shrek is your true love?
:41:41
Well, yes.
:41:47
You think that Shrek is your true love.
:41:50
What is so funny?
:41:52
Let's just say,
I'm not your type, ok?

:41:55
Of course you are.
You're my rescuer.

:41:58
Now, now remove your helmet.
:42:01
Look.
I really don't think this is a good idea.

:42:04
-Just take off the helmet.
:42:05
-I'm not going to.
:42:05
-Take it off!
:42:06
-No!
:42:07
-Now!
:42:07
-Ok, easy.
:42:10
As you command your highness.
:42:25
You're an Ogre.
:42:28
Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.
:42:31
Well, yes, actually.
:42:36
Oh no. This is all wrong.
You're not supposed to be an Ogre.

:42:42
Princess, I was sent to rescue you
by lord Farquaad, ok?

:42:46
He's the one, who wants to marry you.
:42:48
Well, then why didn't he come to rescue me?
:42:51
Good question.
You should ask him that,
when we get there.

:42:54
But I have to be rescued
by my true love.

:42:57
Not by some Ogre and his pet.

anteprima.
successiva.