Bad Santa
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mostra.
segnalibri.
successiva.

1:15:00
People of Duloc. We gather here today
to bear witness to reunion of our new king...

1:15:11
Excuse me.
Could you just skip ahead to "I do's"?

1:15:16
Go on.
1:15:21
Go ahead and have some fun,
if we need you, I'll whistle. How about that?

1:15:29
Shrek, wait, wait a minute.
You want to do this right, don't you?

1:15:31
-What are you talking about?
-It's the line, it's the line you got to wait for.

1:15:35
The priest is going to say:
"Speak now or forever hold your peace".

1:15:37
And that's where you say: "I object".
1:15:40
-I don't have time for this.
-Wait, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me!

1:15:43
Look, you love this woman, don't you?
1:15:45
-Yes.
-You want to hold her!

1:15:46
-Yes.
-Please her!
-Yes!

1:15:48
Then you got to,
got to try a little tenderness.

1:15:52
-The chicks love that romantic crap.
-All right. Cut it out.
When does this guy say the line?

1:15:57
We got to check it out.
1:15:59
And as so by the power vested in me...
1:16:02
What do you see?
1:16:04
-I now pronounce you...
-There they go!

1:16:10
-...he already said it.
-Oh, for 'the love of pit'.

1:16:14
I object!
1:16:17
Shrek?
1:16:19
Oh, now what does he want?
1:16:25
Hi, everyone.
Having a good time, aren't you?

1:16:29
I love Duloc, first of all. Very clean.
1:16:31
-What are you doing here?
-Really, it's rude enough being alive,
when no one wants you.

1:16:36
But showing up uninvited to a wedding...
1:16:38
-Fiona! I need to talk to you.
-Oh, now you wanna talk?

1:16:42
Well it's a little late for that.
So if you'll excuse me.

1:16:45
-But you can't marry him!
-And why not?

1:16:48
Because, because he's just marrying you
so he can be king.

1:16:52
-Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.
-He's not your true love.

1:16:56
-What do you know about true love?
-Well, I ...I'm in...


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