1:14:01
The maple tree and the Buick?
We've heard it.
1:14:07
l know someone who hasn't.
1:14:11
-The--
-Tree fell on the car, spilling the syrup.
1:14:14
Which attracted the flies,
which got stuck to it...
1:14:18
...and flew off with the whole car.
1:14:25
But the real story
is how l got the car.
1:14:29
-You see--
-Dad?
1:14:30
Son.
1:14:32
Can we talk?
1:14:36
l think l'll get started
on these dishes.
1:14:39
l'll help you.
1:14:56
-You know about icebergs, Dad?
-Do l?
1:14:59
l saw an iceberg once.
1:15:01
They were hauling it down to Texas
for drinking water.
1:15:05
They didn't count on there being
an elephant frozen inside.
1:15:09
-The woolly kind. A mammoth.
-Dad!
1:15:12
What?
1:15:15
l'm trying to make a metaphor here.
1:15:18
Well, you shouldn't have started
with a question...
1:15:21
...because people
want to answer questions.
1:15:23
You should've started with,
''The thing about icebergs is....''
1:15:26
Okay, okay. The thing about
icebergs is you only see 1 0 percent.
1:15:30
The other 90 percent is below
the water where you can't see it.
1:15:33
And that's...
1:15:35
...what it is with you, Dad.
1:15:38
l am only seeing this little bit...
1:15:41
...that sticks above the water.
1:15:43
Oh, you're only seeing down
to my nose? My chin? My--
1:15:46
Dad, l have no idea who you are...
1:15:49
...because you've never told me
a single fact.
1:15:52
l've told you a thousand facts, Will.
That's what l do, l tell stories!
1:15:57
You tell...lies, Dad.