:36:01
Excuse me?
:36:03
Your ass. It 's hot.
:36:07
Thanks.
:36:12
Your butt 's nothing
to sneeze at, either.
:36:16
So...
:36:18
...you must have a boyfriend.
- No, no, no.
:36:20
- No boyfriend.
- Really?
:36:22
Why not?
:36:23
Every boyfriend I've ever had has
turned out to be a son of a bitch.
:36:27
- Well, not every guy is a...
- I know what you're thinking.
:36:30
I just never met "the right guy".
:36:32
Trust me, honey. I've met every type
out there and it 's pretty bad.
:36:35
Liars, guys with two wives,
guys with commitment issues...
:36:39
guys with parole issues.
You name it, I've dated them all.
:36:43
Which is why I'm so relieved
to be on this boat.
:36:46
There's not one
straight man in sight.
:36:49
- Excuse me?
- It 's so great...
:36:51
because I can really be myself.
I don't care about makeup...
:36:54
I don't care about what
I'm wearing...
:36:56
if a guy is talking to me because
he wants to get into my pants...
:36:58
- Gabriella...
- You know what else?
:37:00
Let 's say I do get horny one day.
:37:03
Maybe I can even find a gay guy
and he can do me the favor.
:37:08
- The favor?
- How do you say in English?
:37:11
Make me scream, make me moan.
Screw my brains out.
:37:21
I don't mean to be a bitch...
:37:25
but these staterooms
could use a bit more color.
:37:31
Now we are laying down to sleep.
:37:33
Our hot tight bodies
the Lord will keep.
:37:42
Inga darling, it 's me, Nicky.
:37:45
I'm here.
:37:55
Reverend Lindstrom, "nej".
:37:59
Just think of what
would the bishop say.