1:17:01
if there was a God would He
allow my wife to run off...
1:17:04
with a non-union contractor who
overcharged me for a bay window?
1:17:06
But that 's my problem, I'm sorry, and
it 's your day. I'm sorry. Where was I?
1:17:10
A happy marriage is the
perfect human relationship.
1:17:14
A setting in which each partner
feels free to be as he or she is...
1:17:18
under God's bountiful nature.
1:17:21
That same nature that allowed
the number 547 PIN code...
1:17:25
to screw me in a photo.
I'm sorry, where was I?
1:17:29
If there's anyone present who feels
that these two people should not...
1:17:34
...be joined together in matrimony...
- Come on.
1:17:36
...let them speak now,
or forever hold their peace.
1:17:45
Okay, fine.
1:17:46
Jerry, then, if there's no objection,
turn to Felicia and repeat after me.
1:17:51
I, Jerry...
1:17:53
take you, Felicia...
1:17:54
...to be my lawful-wedded...
- Stop! Wait! Time out! Time out!
1:17:59
- Nick! What are you doing?
- I have to say something.
1:18:03
If I didn't speak now,
I could never live with myself.
1:18:06
A couple of weeks ago...
1:18:07
Jerry and I took a cruise together.
1:18:11
It wasn't the cruise
we intended to take, but...
1:18:14
it was good we got in the wrong boat
because it changed our lives forever.
1:18:18
Jerry, if you marry Felicia today,
it will end up in disaster.
1:18:23
You need to be with the person
you fell in love with on that boat.
1:18:28
And I know it,
because that person is me.
1:18:38
How much of that pot
did you smoke?
1:18:40
I know where Gabriella is.
If you hurry we can catch her.
1:18:43
Jerry?
What the hell is wrong with you?
1:18:46
You can't humiliate me like this!
My dad is gonna kill you!
1:18:50
- Come on, Rocco! Come on, boy!
- Daddy!
1:18:54
Come on, move! Move!
1:18:57
Daddy, do something!