Bringing Down the House
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:13:00
Because you're not a blonde.
:13:02
Can't get nothing past you.
:13:04
[ Laughs ]
:13:05
You must be
a bomb-ass lawyer.

:13:07
Oh, look at all
of these pretty candles --

:13:09
all romantic and shit.
:13:12
Somebody was planning
on getting some booty tonight.

:13:15
Hey! Leave that alone.
There are settings.

:13:17
And you can't be Charlene,
because Charlene is more of...

:13:20
Skinny white broad?
:13:21
Yeah.
:13:22
[ Laughs ]
You know, I get that a lot.

:13:24
But that's your fault
you're thinking that, bro.

:13:26
You must have not have took
a good look at that picture.

:13:29
I have looked
at that picture a lot,

:13:31
and trust me,
you are not in it.

:13:32
Mm-hmm.
:13:34
[ Sucking ]
:13:43
Move, move, move.
Let me do it.

:13:45
See?
:13:50
There I am.
:13:52
Sorry you got it
twisted, dog.

:13:54
I don't get a lot of
photo ops where I been.

:13:58
Where exactly have you been?
:13:59
I got a rumble in the jungle.
We still having dinner or what?

:14:02
I asked you a question.
:14:04
Rolex.
:14:05
Rolex?
:14:06
I did time, baby,
but I ain't do the crime.

:14:08
You're a convict?
:14:10
Bump that.
:14:11
Shoot,
Roscoe cracked that door.

:14:13
I kicked it off the heezy
and bounced.

:14:15
For real, though.
:14:17
What did you just say?
:14:19
What, don't you hear good?
:14:22
All right.
:14:23
Let's see.
How can I put this?

:14:26
I was recently liberated
from a correctional facility...

:14:29
All right. I get it.
:14:30
You're in the big house, and
you get someone to type for you,

:14:33
and you get on the lnternet,
and you misrepresent yourself.

:14:35
It happens, and I'm a sucker,
:14:37
but now you have to go,
because this is over.

:14:39
Unh-unh. No, no, no.
:14:40
Biscuit,
you misrepresented yourself.

:14:42
Boyishly light -- please.
:14:44
Gray.
:14:45
You said you was
a criminal lawyer.

:14:47
I pulled your file.
:14:49
You're just some sorry-ass
tax attorney.

:14:51
A tax lawyer is
a criminal lawyer.

:14:53
Oh, yeah?
:14:55
Well, good,
'cause that's why I'm here.

:14:57
Well, do tell.
:14:58
Well,
I want to reopen my case.


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