:17:01
Just stay the fuck back,
please!
:17:05
Fuck!
:17:08
Fuck!
:17:13
Fuck!
:17:19
What the fuck, man?
Where were you?
:17:22
You gonna burn the whole
fucking place down?
:17:24
What are you,
Smoky the Clown now?
:17:25
Don't you mean,
Smoky the Bear?
:17:27
Whatever.
This is horseshit, man.
:17:29
- It's a fireplace.
- How old are you?
:17:32
Can't you be responsible
for anything?
:17:34
We can't leave you alone
for five minutes
:17:36
without you destroying something!
What were you shooting at?
:17:40
I heard a squirrel.
I was just looking for a squirrel.
:17:43
- A squirrel?
- Yeah.
:17:44
- Fucking idiot.
- Jeff: To stick up his ass.
:17:55
Jeff: Why don't you
tell us the story?
:17:59
What are you gonna roast
on that thing?
:18:01
Come on, Paul,
tell them story.
:18:02
No, I can't.
It's a traumatic experience.
:18:05
- I don't want to talk about it.
- We like traumatic stories.
:18:07
- Not about me, but...
- Trauma bonds people.
:18:10
- You can tell us.
- It bonds those who go through it,
:18:13
- not the people you tell it to.
- Tell the fucking story!
:18:16
All right!
:18:18
So there's this bowling alley
when we were growing up.
:18:21
You guys might remember it-
Lenny Meads Brighton Bowl?
:18:24
It was in Brighton, right?
:18:26
That's probably why it was
called Brighton Bowl.
:18:30
We used to go there
for birthday parties
:18:32
or with my dad
for the weekend.
:18:34
This one time, I asked
my dad if we could go.
:18:38
He's like, "No.
The bowling alley's closed."
:18:42
This marshmallow's so burnt!
:18:47
It turned out there had
been a break-in.
:18:49
All the employees
were held at gunpoint.
:18:52
After they had been
gagged and beaten,
:18:55
they were tied to chairs.