:30:00
What?
:30:01
I'm in, just as long as it's no front bottoms.
:30:05
That's a sight I've reserved
for just one man in my life.
:30:08
- Do you think your husband'll mind?
- It wasn't my husband.
:30:11
- Course you've got a body worth lookin' at.
- Just look at that parking!
:30:15
Ruth.
:30:16
Doesn't it annoy you
when people take two spaces?
:30:18
Look, none of us
have got a body worth looking at.
:30:22
No, well, that's not...
:30:27
We're not all Chrises in this life.
Some of us are Ruths.
:30:31
I'm sorry.
:30:34
Ruth. Ruth.
:30:55
Right, I did a bit of thinking
about this calendar.
:31:00
OK, I think there's a trick
we could play here.
:31:04
At first glance, it should look like
your classic WI calendar.
:31:08
You know, all your jams,
cakes, sewing and all that.
:31:12
You know, everything you'd expect.
:31:15
Except for one tiny thing.
:31:18
The person doing it is, uh... naked.
:31:31
It's... It's perfect, Lawrence.
Really, it's perfect.
:31:36
A different girl for every month
in a different guise.
:31:41
Painting, um... press.
:31:45
Until December, when I thought we could
do a group photo of you all together,
:31:49
you know, singin' a Christmas carol.
:31:52
With little hats on, like Father Christmas.
:31:55
There's just one small problem.
The photographer's a man.