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Buddy Miller,
sports counselor.
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Remember me?
Think fast.
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''Dear Mr. Flores,
the school has determined that
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''due to your refusal
to wear either a tuxedo
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''or an ankle-length formal gown,
you failed to meet the dress code,
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''and therefore
appropriate action was taken
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in refusing you entrance
to this year's junior prom.''
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You didn't get in
because of your hemline?
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l've been looking all over for you.
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- What are you drinking?
- Chicken breast.
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Don't you think
that's a little extreme?
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lt's her parents' idea, the pricks.
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- lt's like some Nazi experiment.
- They're just looking out for me.
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You're only a few pounds
heavier than Ellen.
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Tell me something--
isn't it a pain in the ass
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to put on
all that makeup every day?
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l don't mind the extra effort so people
have something nice to look at.
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- l think she looks wonderful.
- We know!
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Looking good to attract
the opposite sex
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has been a basic human impulse
for almost a thousand years.
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- What about before that?
- However old the world is.
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lf you'd soften up a little,
you'd land yourself a boyfriend
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and lose that hostile edge
that's so unattractive.
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- Drop dead.
- That's the one.
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l'd be happy to help.
You could be my project.
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l'll put you on a diet.
l'll style your hair.
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Enough.
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l heard about
your little line-learning session.
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You got Vlad to put
his arm around you.
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That must be like
third base for someone
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who's never been touched
by a boy, isn't it?
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Ellen, wait.
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Where do you think
you're going?