:04:02
- Nine kids.
- Come on, you guys. Come on.
:04:05
Wave! Hi!
:04:07
[ Cheering ]
:04:09
With each child, Tom and I got further
from our big career dreams.
:04:12
But we didn't think about that.
:04:14
- [ Whistle Blowing ]
- [ Yelling ] Yeah!
:04:19
Oh. Sorry, Coach.
:04:25
We had our hands full with nine.
We were happy, and we were done.
:04:30
Then we went to a party celebrating
Shake Maguire's appointment...
:04:33
to athletic director
at our alma mater.
:04:35
And, well, too many beers and nine
months later, we had Mike.
:04:38
After that,
Tom got a vasectomy.
:04:41
But he didn't hear the doctor say
that it would be a few weeks...
:04:44
before the procedure
became effective.
:04:46
In '98, Nigel and Kyle got us
to that crazy number 1 2.
:04:51
But by then, Tom and I
were experts at managing chaos.
:04:57
- [ Karate Yells ]
- Let's move, gang.
Come on, come on, come on!
:05:00
- Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
- Charlie missed his curfew again
last night. Take care of that.
:05:04
Hey.
:05:07
You can only put on
so much lip gloss, princess!
:05:10
- [ Sighs ] You blew my concentration!
- [ Tom ] Temper, Sarah.
:05:13
Now I get to start
all over again.
:05:15
- Wrap it up, Lorraine!
- [ Lorraine ] Okay, Daddy.!
:05:18
- [ Yelling, Grunting ]
- Have you seen my frog, Dad?
:05:20
Sorry, Charlie.
Uh, Nigel. Kyle.
:05:22
- It's Mark.
- I knew that.
:05:27
Hey, teenager. You got caught
on Mom radar last night.
:05:31
You're not gonna get that scholarship
if you're out late with Beth...
:05:33
the night before a big game.
:05:35
Well, I'm not so sure
I even want to go to college.
:05:40
Since when?
:05:42
Since Beth's mom offered me
a job at the auto shop.
:05:46
Hmm. Sounds exciting.
:05:48
Well, we'll talk about that
after you get your full ride.
:05:51
And, meanwhile, in by 1 0:00
on school nights. Clear?
:05:54
- Got it.
- Anything else you wanna talk about?
:05:57
Did I mention
I don't like you very much?