:07:01
self-presentation in the same
obsessive way that I do.
:07:04
Fine. Whatever.
But one of my life goals...
:07:07
aside from being, like,
a fashion guru...
:07:09
is to indicate to
the local community that...
:07:12
the Baker family
actually owns a bar of soap.
:07:14
So, as self-appointed in-house
rep of style and hygiene...
:07:17
I think I should be allotted at least five
extra minutes in front of the mirror.
:07:20
- Three.
- Done.
:07:22
Now help your sister
butter the toast.
:07:25
Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse
for excessive force has been lifted.
:07:28
So you're going today. Henry,
you have band practice, all right?
:07:32
I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't
play with food in your mouth again.
:07:35
Kim and Jessica, your teacher called
and has made a request...
:07:38
that you do not correct her
in front of the class.
:07:40
Mike,you have show-and-tell today.
And, please, honey...
:07:42
remember that body parts
do not count.
:07:44
Kyle and Nigel, you have
a dentist's appointment at 3:00.
You're goin' to work with Dad.
:07:46
[ Together]
Yeah!
:07:49
- [ Both Yelling ]
- [ Yelling ]
:07:56
- And we're shooting
our Christmas card today.
- [ Sighs ]
:08:00
- What time's Nora coming over?
- Uh, she may not make it.
:08:04
She hardly ever comes home since
she started dating that doorknob.
:08:07
- He's not a doorknob.
- The man irons his jeans, Mom.
:08:11
- Yeah, that's weird.
- [ Tom ] Never mind.
:08:13
I'll shoot it without her.
I'll Photoshop her in.
:08:15
Honey, could you take 1 0 pounds
off me with that Photoshop thing?
:08:18
- Can I be Photoshopped in?
- Wait. If Sarah's bein' Photoshopped in...
:08:20
- then I'm definitely
gonna get Photoshopped in.
- Why don't we all be--
:08:22
Nobody gets Photoshopped in but Nora.
Everybody be here by 4:00.
:08:26
Why do we always do
our Christmas cards in May anyway?
:08:27
Because the earlier we get it done,
the bigger discount we get at the printer.
:08:31
- Now, let's eat.!
- [ All Chattering ]
:08:34
Here you go.
Look alive.
:08:37
[ Chattering Continues ]
:08:48
[ Croaks ]
:08:55
No, Mark!
:08:57
[ Girls Screaming ]