Cheaper by the Dozen
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:32:02
It might be fun
to babysit together.

:32:04
No! Whoa, no!
:32:06
No. You know what happened
last time we visited.

:32:09
- They were welcoming you into the family.
- They set me on fire!

:32:13
Just your pants.
:32:16
Honey, I am an actor, okay? And, sure,
last time it was just my pants.

:32:19
But what if next time
it's my face?

:32:22
This is the moneymaker.
I'm not that good of an actor.

:32:25
This is how I get the jobs.
I know that.

:32:28
I'm man enough to admit it.
:32:30
Please?
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- Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that!
- Please, please, please, please?

:32:35
You always do that to me.
Fine, fine. You know what? We'll go.

:32:38
But I'll tell you what.
One thing happens, and I'm gone.

:32:40
And no fires.
And we sleep in the same room.

:32:44
Kimmy, put Dad on.
:32:48
She says she'll help us out if
they can stay in the same room.

:32:50
No. No way.
:32:53
No, she knows the rules. She wants
to have her own room when she's here.

:32:56
Isn't that sweet? No.
:32:59
Okay, look, why don't you just come over
on Sunday, and we'll talk logistics.

:33:04
- All right. Bye.
- Tell me Doorknob Man
isn't babysitting too.

:33:07
Yes, he very well
might be, young lady.

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And do not set
his pants on fire again.

:33:12
- [ Kate ] Yes.
- Classic.

:33:15
It was just his pants.
:33:18
Is anybody besides me thinking
our happier and stronger life...

:33:21
was actually code
for ""nastier and suckier''?

:33:23
First, Dad forces us
to move.

:33:26
Then Mom decides to become a career
person and, like, travel the globe.

:33:29
Now we have to take orders
from Hank, the model/actor?

:33:32
- And he hates kids too.
- Ow!

:33:35
Nora's blind to his evil. We have
no choice but to intervene.

:33:39
We've got 48 hours.
Let's work a plan.

:33:44
[ All Whispering ]
:33:48
All right, Appleschmear season
is officially open.!

:33:52
[ All Cheering ]
:33:54
The president of the United States,
Sarah Baker...

:33:56
will throw out the first apple.
:33:58
- [ Yells ]
- [ Barking ]


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