:51:03
and they're helping each other,
and, uh, it's like a little mini, uh...
:51:07
- think tank thing.
- [ Nigel, Kyle Laughing ]
:51:11
And I'd just hate
to break that up.
:51:13
Well, give everyone my love, and
you call me right after dinner, okay?
:51:17
- Okay. Will do.
- Bye.
- [ Glass Shattering ]
:51:19
- Bye.
- [ Nigel ] Come on, Dad.
Don't hide in the closet.
:51:22
[ Kyle ]
Take it like a man.!
:51:24
Two weeks'll go by in
no time, guys. You'll see.
:51:26
[Jessica, Kim ]
Yeah, right.!
:51:28
Yeah, right.
:51:33
- [ Knocking ]
- Yeah?
:51:35
- Hey.
- What's up?
:51:37
- Okay?
- Come in.
:51:40
[ Clears Throat ]
:51:42
Look,your mom's not coming home
for a couple of weeks.
:51:48
What?
:51:51
Okay. Up till now,
I've been, like, mellow...
:51:54
about this whole having-it-all lifestyle
that you and Mom are currently into...
:51:58
""A,'' because Sarah has the drama
queen role totally covered...
:52:01
and ""B,'' because I've benefited
from your salary spike...
:52:05
in various shallow
but nonetheless pleasing ways.
:52:08
But, Dad, check it out. This afternoon,
Mike was repelling from the roof...
:52:12
Nigel was using Kim
as a human dartboard...
:52:14
and you employed your son
as a vomit mop.
:52:17
Call me crazy, Pops, but things are getting
pretty twisted around here.
:52:21
I need to hire some help.
:52:24
As in a babysitter? Okay,
that is so not happening.
:52:27
Dad,just call Mom and tell her
we need her back home.
:52:30
I just can't do that right now,
not with all the work she's done.
:52:33
It just wouldn't be fair.
:52:35
Well, then why don't you
spend more time at home?
:52:38
Honey, that's just not
an option right now.
:52:41
I've got a big job,
a job that I love.
:52:44
I'm gonna have to
call in some backup.
:52:54
[ Tom ] Hello.
:52:56
Uh, my name is Tom Baker, and I'm
interested in hiring a domestic helper.
:52:59
Um, I have 1 2 children.