1:17:02
chief.
1:17:06
Now, get dressed
and get downstairs.
1:17:10
Whoa.
1:17:14
I just-- I can't believe you let
things get this bad around here.
1:17:18
- I can't believe it.
- What can I say?
1:17:20
You didn't pick the perfect
moment to have a career.
1:17:23
Oh, okay, yeah. I'm not even
gonna touch that hypocrisy.
1:17:25
You told me to go to New York.
Mr. I Can Handle It.
1:17:28
""Everything'll be okay.
Go, Kate!'' Help me, would you?
1:17:31
So you're telling me you didn't
want to go to New York?
1:17:34
No. I want a lot of things.
So do you.
1:17:37
- That's the problem.
- This isn't working.
1:17:41
- Yeah. That's my point.
- I meant the zipper.
1:17:50
Let's just get through
the next hour, okay?
1:17:53
- Fine.
- Fine.
1:17:57
[ Kate ] Okay, everybody.
I know it's been a difficult day...
1:18:00
but I need all of you, and I would appreciate
it if you could just put on happy faces.
1:18:04
Everything's great.
We're a big, happy family.
1:18:07
If you can remember the lines
I told you to say to Oprah.
1:18:10
If you can't remember, don't say
anything. Big smiles. Let me see 'em.
1:18:14
Mom, Beans is dead.
1:18:17
Nobody cares
about your stupid frog, FedEx.
1:18:19
Stop calling me that!
1:18:22
- [ Children Yelling ]
- Don't you dare call him that.!
1:18:27
[ Yelling Continues ]
1:18:30
- [ Tom ] All right.! Hey.!
- Stop it! Stop it!
1:18:32
What's the name
of this segment again?
1:18:35
Uh, ""One Big Happy Family.''
1:18:37
Okay, I'm calling
Oprah's people right now.
1:18:40
All I'm saying is,
families are inevitable.
1:18:43
It's like death or taxes.
1:18:46
Does that mean
you don't want children?
1:18:48
- [ Kate ] Leave him alone.!
- Hello!
1:18:51
Look at these--
They're monsters!
1:18:54
- [ Yelling Continues ]
- Honey, you can't want this.
That's why you're with me.