:06:00
"PC World" mag in hand,
and he's punching the cloud.
:06:05
I'm sorry.
:06:09
Spanking.
Frankly, I was spanking.
:06:12
And it was a fucking
traumatizing event,
:06:14
because I haven't been able to use a public
restroom since that day.
:06:16
Me neither.
:06:18
I swear to God.
:06:20
Gordo's got some issues.
He's got some issues.
:06:23
And let's not forget,
:06:24
the great thing that did come from that day
was we said, "Enough!"
:06:28
That's the day we started our
own business and said goodbye
:06:31
- to shithead bosses. So...
- Hear, hear.
:06:33
I really admire you guys
taking a chance like that.
:06:36
Leon here works at a bank.
What bank did you say it was?
:06:38
Price Trust.
:06:40
No shit, really?
:06:43
Talk about shithead bosses.
Now that's gotta be a trip.
:06:46
- What's he like to work for?
- Oh, you know. He's okay.
:06:48
- Really?
- Oh, come on!
:06:53
Well, he's a...
:06:54
he's just a fucking shithead.
What can I tell you?
:07:10
So what do you do
over there at Price?
:07:12
I'm the VP in charge
of corporate loans.
:07:15
Wow.
:07:17
We haven't met anyone
of your level before.
:07:21
VP.
:07:23
Wait, so that means
it's you and then the P.
:07:26
Give that man a Nobel Prize.
Well done.
:07:29
- Genius.
- Yes, that's right.
:07:32
Here's where a little
research comes in handy.
:07:35
Corporate banks give out
VP titles like calendars.
:07:37
It's a small lie, but now
we're sure he's playing.
:07:40
Then maybe you can help
explain to us what's so difficult
:07:43
- about getting a corporate loan?
- Well, normally, nothing.
:07:45
But a tech firm right now?
:07:48
People are really scared.
:07:50
People are scared
because they lack vision.
:07:53
Present company
excluded, of course.
:07:55
A bank does need to know
where its money's gonna come from.
:07:59
That is true.