Cradle 2 the Grave
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

1:39:00
Right. I see the forehead.
1:39:02
- Yeah. And you? Guess.
- Denzel!

1:39:04
Denzel!
1:39:05
- You noticed I've been cutting it down.
- And he's been beefing up.

1:39:09
- I'm trying to get it down to Denzel's weight.
- You know who will be your girlfriend? Oprah.

1:39:14
- Big Oprah or little Oprah?
- Medium Oprah.

1:39:16
That's the one I like
because the eyes are straight.

1:39:18
- This is about reality.
- Right. Realism.

1:39:21
- Yeah. So you know who's my girlfriend?
- Who?

1:39:23
Halle Berry. And let me tell you why.
It'll add a whole different element.

1:39:27
This is gonna be an interracial couple.
She's never done that before.

1:39:31
Also, Fait. I've been thinking about
that a lot. I'll go with Shaquille O'Neal.

1:39:35
The most dominating player ever in the NBA.
You saw Kazaam.

1:39:38
- Right
- It wasn't the right material.

1:39:41
He's gonna kill with this stuff.
And Su, I've been thinking about him.

1:39:45
- Remember the movie Sixteen Candles?
- Yeah.

1:39:47
- Who am I thinking about?
- Molly Ringwald?

1:39:50
- No, the Donger!
- Oh! Okay!

1:39:52
How funny was that guy?
What happened to him?

1:39:55
- He waiting tables someplace.
- He was funny!

1:39:57
- Yeah, he was. Hey, Daria.
- Daria? Who you got?

1:40:02
- Winona Ryder.
- Yeah, she's good. She'd be good.

1:40:04
- Yeah, she's good.
- She'd play a thief.

1:40:07
She'd play a thief. She a good actress.
The whole elbow thing.

1:40:10
Remember when she's going to court
and hit the one elbow, broke that elbow.

1:40:14
- Electricity went through her body.
- She's a ventriloquist with the elbows.

1:40:18
Now who do we get to direct this thing?
1:40:21
You know what?
1:40:22
We should get the same dude that directed
Romeo Must Die and Exit Wounds.

1:40:27
- The director, the Pole, Polack.
- The Polack?

1:40:29
Yeah, we'll get him in there.
Exit Wounds, did you see that?

1:40:32
- I saw that.
- The best part...

1:40:34
- The end.
- The very end.

1:40:35
- Over the credits. The rest sucked.
- You can't have the movie without the end.

1:40:40
- There's no movie.
- Whatever happened with those two guys?

1:40:43
I heard they're gay.
1:40:45
Yeah, of course. Hollywood.
1:40:52
Subtitle Ripped by GrupoUtopia
http://grupoutopia.cjb.net/


prev.
next.