:15:00
Do you know how to change a diaper?
:15:02
Yes, but I thought Max was potty-trained.
:15:06
Believe me, so did I.
:15:07
Don't do that to me! What are you...
:15:09
He's throwing things at me, and it smells.
:15:11
I really need your help!
:15:16
- Are you potty-trained?
- Yes.
:15:20
You got to go stinky?
:15:22
Yes.
:15:23
Then, go on. Go stinky, then.
:15:30
You have a nauseous ache in your stomach
that you're a worthless failure?
:15:35
We are worthless failures.
:15:38
Hey, guys.
:15:39
- Hey, Peggy. How you doing?
- Good.
:15:41
What's going on, Nicky?
:15:45
He can be a little hard
to understand sometimes.
:15:48
Honey, go play. Have a good time, have fun.
:15:50
Stay away from that cat poop.
:15:53
- "Hija"? What'd he just say?
- God, I haven't a clue.
:15:56
The doctor says it's just a phase, but...
:15:58
It kept him out of Chapman.
:16:00
Jerks.
:16:04
Put that mouse down!
:16:08
Give it to me!
:16:10
What are you...
:16:13
Charlie, I think it's great,
you guys being full-time dads.
:16:16
We're real giants among men.
:16:18
You are. You should be proud.
Most guys don't know who their kids are.
:16:23
Joe still hasn't found anything?
:16:24
No, and he's driving me crazy.
:16:27
I should go back to work,
but what about Nicky?
:16:29
Dead mouse.
:16:30
There's no good alternative to Chapman.
:16:46
If someone opened a decent day care
program here, they'd make a killing.
:16:50
Nicky, what did I say about the cat poop?