Daddy Day Care
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:17:17
What?
:17:18
A day care center? You and me?
:17:20
It's a completely underserved market.
Harridan has a monopoly on this suburb.

:17:24
All we have to do is come in...
:17:26
establish ourselves as the value alternative,
and we'll clean up!

:17:29
- You think I'd be good at child-care?
- Absolutely.

:17:32
Excuse me? Are these your kids?
:17:35
No.
:17:38
- Remember when you broke my yo-yo?
- I did not break your yo-yo.

:17:42
- Yes, you did.
- I did not break your yo-yo.

:17:44
Your yo-yo was broke.
:17:45
You're killing me. You're really killing me.
:17:56
I'm home!
:18:08
- You said let's do this together.
- No, Daddy!

:18:11
What's going on here?
:18:19
A day care center. In our house?
:18:21
Yes, Phil's apartment's only
a two-bedroom place.

:18:24
This is crazy on 10 different levels.
:18:27
What do you both know about
running a day care?

:18:29
It's not rocket science.
:18:30
We applied for a license.
It couldn't be any more simple.

:18:33
- Daddy.
- What you want? The rocket ship?

:18:39
- That's what you wanted, right?
- Milk.

:18:41
You wanted milk? I'm sorry. He wanted milk.
:18:44
Rocket man needs milk when he's flying.
It's for strong bones, in case you crash.

:18:48
We understand each other.
What you think about this?

:18:52
We're talking about other people's kids.
Do you understand that responsibility?

:18:56
I'll be just as careful with them
as I am with Ben.

:18:59
Don't be rubbing your head into stuff.
Watch where you're walking.


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