Daddy Day Care
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:21:06
I give it three days.
:21:08
You two guys are running
a day care center?

:21:11
You're signing up people
at a lemonade stand on the front lawn?

:21:16
Good luck with that. Come on, Paul.
:21:19
Wait. Don't you believe in equality
amongst the sexes?

:21:22
Can't men do everything women can do?
:21:25
No, we can't. It's unnatural.
:21:28
Little bit eeky.
:21:30
You're guys?
:21:31
What did you think Daddy Day Care meant?
:21:33
I thought maybe one guy. Not only guys.
:21:36
I just thought it was a clever name.
:21:38
- Is this the day care place?
- They're all guys.

:21:40
They're what?
:21:41
Excuse me. Listen.
We are two loving, caring parents.

:21:45
We run a day care center.
:21:47
You're a couple of sickos!
:21:49
How about a free trial offer?
:21:51
Sickos!
:21:54
- Oh, dear.
- Come on!

:21:57
Hi, Peggy! Hi, Nicky. How you doing?
:22:00
Nicky is so excited for his big day.
:22:02
- How old are you? Oh, yeah, five.
- I got it.

:22:05
Wait. You're leaving Nicky here
with these guys?

:22:09
You have trouble with them being guys?
Are you from the Dark Ages?

:22:12
Aren't you for gender equality
and all that jazz?

:22:14
Peggy, come on. Of course we are.
:22:16
So can't women do what men do
and men do what women do?

:22:19
These guys can do the job.
:22:21
- You'll vouch for these two?
- Yeah, I'll vouch for them.

:22:26
- I'll try it.
- You're doing it?

:22:28
They'll have a great time.
:22:30
- Okay.
- Right, kids?

:22:31
You're a real lifesaver.
:22:33
You screw this up,
I'll kill you with my bare hands.

:22:37
- Here, now, go to Phil.
- No, I don't want to go.

:22:40
- Come on. Let go.
- I don't want to go!

:22:42
He's got a little bit of separation anxiety.
:22:47
- Dylan!
- I don't want to go!

:22:50
- I just stopped breastfeeding.
- I'd freak out, too.

:22:53
- Lf you could grab a leg.
- I don't want to go.

:22:55
- All right.
- Here we go.

:22:57
- Here we go.
- Come on, Dylan.

:22:59
- All right, sweetie.
- I don't want to go.


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