:47:00
- Wait a minute. We're parents. That's a start.
- Any boob can be a parent.
:47:04
If you want to screw up your own child,
that's your right.
:47:07
But when it comes to other people's kids,
there's a higher standard to answer to.
:47:11
Mr. Kubitz seems to think that we met
that standard. Show her the thing.
:47:15
That piece of paper doesn't impress me.
:47:18
We're getting it laminated.
:47:20
You two are just some fly-by-night
operation looking to make a fast buck.
:47:25
You're just afraid of the competition.
Let's go.
:47:27
Competition? Don't flatter yourselves.
:47:30
Daddy Day Care will never be
in the same league as this institution.
:47:35
Laminated!
:47:38
That wasn't as satisfying as I thought.
:47:40
I think we can take her. All we need
is some garlic and a wooden stake.
:47:44
You know what she said that was right?
:47:46
These kids need more than watching.
Tomorrow we'll take it up a notch.
:47:49
We got to start stimulating their minds.
:47:54
- But I'm not a daddy.
- You don't have to be a daddy.
:47:57
You're a male-type humanoid.
That fits in with the philosophy of the place.
:48:00
I don't know, guys. I mean,
I guess I like hanging out with the kids.
:48:04
It's kind of cool.
:48:05
But I guess child-care wasn't necessarily...
:48:08
an avenue that I felt professionally
I was headed towards.
:48:11
- That's exactly what I said.
- Excuse me.
:48:14
Yes, come on in!
:48:17
- How are you?
- Hey, guys.
:48:19
I am so sorry.
I forgot to write you a check this week.
:48:22
Ever since the divorce,
my head's just been like...
:48:31
- Are you the new daddy?
- I'm your daddy.
:48:36
I'm not your daddy.
:48:38
Well, I'm your baby's daddy. I'm not...
:48:41
I'm not your baby's daddy.
I'm going to be...
:48:47
You're Marvin.
:48:52
Well, it's nice to meet you, Marvin. I'm Kelli.
:48:57
Dylan's mom.