Daddy Day Care
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1:04:02
Tony, have a cookie. Have a fresh one.
1:04:05
What are you talking about? I do love you.
I'm just not in love with you.

1:04:05
What are you talking about? I do love you.
I'm just not in love with you.

1:04:10
Fifteen months of therapy,
that's the best you can do?

1:04:12
That is the dumbest line I have ever heard.
1:04:16
My mother was right about you.
1:04:21
Wait.
1:04:23
For what? You think this will change?
You think I'll change?

1:04:25
You think this is what I had in mind?
1:04:28
Being a 55-year-old man,
living with his mother?

1:04:30
You think that's my idea of a good time?
1:04:32
I love passive-aggressive losers.
1:04:38
According to state regulations,
a child-care center in a family home...

1:04:42
is limited to a maximum of 12 children.
1:04:46
- We have plenty of room here for these kids.
- I don't make the rules, I enforce them.

1:04:50
You can't have more than 12 kids
at this kind of location.

1:04:54
So if we want to stay in business,
we have to fire two kids.

1:04:57
Unless you want to move to a permanent
facility somewhere else, then yes.

1:05:07
So, who do we cut loose?
1:05:09
How about Becca and Jamie?
1:05:12
I can't do it.
1:05:15
We got to do something.
1:05:17
Why don't we get a bigger space?
1:05:20
"Space. The Final Frontier."
1:05:23
I'm serious. Harridan said we're not real.
Let's get real.

1:05:26
Let's get a bigger space, more kids,
hire more people...

1:05:28
and give this woman a run for her money.
1:05:30
- Great. Let's get a new space.
- Yeah, Final Frontier!

1:05:33
If you don't stop with that "Star Trek",
I'll push you in that sticker bush. Stop!

1:05:37
No! I'm saying that there is a space available
called "The Final Frontier."

1:05:42
This used to be my home away from home.
1:05:45
Jerry, the guy who owned this place,
had the ultimate collection of memorabilia.

1:05:50
You know what he had? Tricorder.
1:05:53
That Ensign Riley wore
in "The Doomsday Machine".

1:05:56
Yeah. I never saw that episode.
1:05:59
I was with him, not watching also.

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