:16:00
She's gorgeous too, but not
as fine as her sister, Eva.
:16:03
- Yeah, I can't even front.
- I wish I was good enough for Eva.
:16:07
- I wish I was her garbage, man. Look.
- Pow!
:16:12
She's cute. But why is
she scowling like that?
:16:16
Her face is so tight.
That's her sexy smirk.
:16:19
She ain't scowling.
Right. Right.
:16:21
W-W-What's c-c-cracking,
f-fellas?
:16:24
B-Bitch!
:16:26
Whoa!
Bitch!
:16:29
Hey! Hey!
:16:31
Back over here, man.
Don't pay the retard-
:16:34
The drinking
- He got out early. That's all.
:16:36
Ray, how would you like
to meet Eva?
:16:39
- Is she giving it up?
- "Is she giving it up?"
:16:42
- Man, she's double-jointed. - She's
lookin' up at her feet every night.
:16:46
- Bumping her head on the headboard, all that.
- That's right.
:16:50
So I only have one question:
What's wrong with her?
:16:56
Nothing.
Nothing. Nothing.
:16:58
So three grown men
walk into a bar...
:17:00
to hook up a man
for a perfectly good woman.
:17:03
What is it? She got five kids, a violent ex
- con boyfriend?
:17:06
Is she one of those evil, nasty sisters
who beats a brother down till he's dust?
:17:10
- What is it?
- It's the ex- con thing, bro.
:17:13
- Darrell!
- Ray, Ray, look, I gotta be honest with you.
:17:17
Eva is a piece of work, but we're prepared
to make it worth your while to take her out.
:17:22
You're gonna pay me
to go out with her?
:17:24
Are you worried that that
makes you look like a gigolo?
:17:26
- No. I mean, I kind of like that aspect.
- Okay!
:17:30
All right.
I'm in a financial bind.
:17:33
My landlord is selling my house.
I need cash to buy it.
:17:35
Man, that is perfect. Then we
all can benefit from this deal.
:17:38
Here's what we need you to do:
Take her out for a couple of months.
:17:41
Not just distract her,
but make her fall hard for you.
:17:43
I can definitely do that.
And I love a challenge.
:17:45
Really, she can't be
all that bad, can she?
:17:47
Eva's sisters gave her a cross
with Jesus on it for her birthday.
:17:51
- The next day,Jesus was gone.
- You're kidding, right?
:17:54
No. When you do it, you have to
make her fall in love with you,
:17:57
then you tell her you're leaving
town and get her to go with you.
:17:59
- Then you can dump her. It'll take her years to relocate.
- Yes!