Deliver Us from Eva
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I'm good.
I prayed on this.

:27:05
God- God is gonna
take care of it.

:27:07
God ain't shipping out
no men.

:27:09
Like hell he ain't.
Look here, when you talk to God,

:27:12
tell him a sister needs
a tall, fine one.

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- And not gay.
- You know you want the soul pole.

:27:20
No, he didn't. No, he didn't! Bam!
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A star for a star.
:27:27
You shouldn't let Eva stop us
from moving in together, Beth.

:27:32
See, I just don't sense
that we're spiritually...

:27:34
in tune with each other...
completely.

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And besides,
we're not married. Hmm?

:27:41
I'm not gonna propose
just to spend the night.

:27:44
Okay. Have I ever
pressured you about that?

:27:49
Of course not.
:27:53
And Eva says cohabitation does not increase
the chances of a lasting relationship.

:27:57
Oh, my God. Will you stop
it with the "Evaisms"?

:28:00
That woman with her statistics
and her philosophy- Mike, honey-

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She's very intelligent.
Don't hate on her for it.

:28:06
If she's so smart, why doesn't
she dissolve the fund...

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and let you live your own lives
with your own money?

:28:11
You know what? This is stress.
You wanna do some meditation, hmm?

:28:15
No. No meditation.
:28:19
Stress is why your colon
is all clogged up.

:28:22
Thanks to Eva's doctor,
my colon is a freeway.

:28:27
Look, all I wanna do
is spend the night with you...

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and not have to get up in the middle
of the night like some criminal.

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I enjoy spending time
with you.

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I love the way you blink.
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I love that smile.
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I love you.
:28:53
I love you too.
:28:55
But why should a man buy the software
when he can download for free?


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