:34:00
No woman wants a man who another
woman doesn't already want.
:34:04
The next time I meet her,
I'll make my move.
:34:07
I'm sure me and my girlfriend
will be having trouble by then.
:34:13
You're good. I should've known. Yeah.
:34:16
Look, Tim is having some people
over next week for a barbecue.
:34:19
Why don't you come by?
I will.
:34:22
Just let the master
handle his business.
:34:25
By the way, I'm gonna need
a little expense money.
:34:27
Expenses for what? I need
funding to take Eva on a date.
:34:31
What about the five
grand? That was my fee.
:34:34
"Fee." "Expenses."
See how the words are different?
:34:37
Three hundred should
do it. Three hundred?
:34:41
Three hundred dollars?
:34:47
All right. Fine. Fine.
:34:49
But you're on it.
Like wet paint.
:34:52
Okay.
:35:01
- Ray was pretty fine. - Yeah, and he
has a girlfriend. - Leave him alone.
:35:05
- All the good prospects are all taken.
- Or gay.
:35:08
You should always use an opportunity
like this to swoop on a man.
:35:11
When Mr. Mason left his wife
last year, I jumped right on it.
:35:15
- Ormandy, Mr. Mason is 70.
- Are you crazy? See, an old man is a perfect man.
:35:20
You give him a little Viagra
so he can handle his business,
:35:23
and right before he gets on your nerves,
honey, he dies and leaves you his cash.
:35:27
That's like having a dick with
a lottery number on it! Yeah!
:35:30
- Mm-mmm, that's nasty. -
Eva isn't a home wrecker.
:35:34
So don't worry about them.
You can do much better.
:35:37
- Jacqui, you are always blocking on Eva.
- I do not.
:35:41
You do too. You're spoiled.
:35:43
- You always wanna keep Eva to yourself.
- No, that's ridiculous.
:35:46
- Isn't that, Eva?
- Of course it is, honey.
:35:49
Jacqui, you are a big-ass baby.
:35:51
- The queen ofbig-ass babies. - So why
are you guys always ganging up on me?
:35:55
- Because you're an evil, twisted little heifer.
- Twisted!
:35:58
- Ladies, is this how we behave?
- It has been this way since we were little!