Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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:09:00
It's the role of a lifetime,
man.

:09:01
Great.
Leif, I got to go.

:09:03
It was good to see you, man.
:09:04
Hey, are we still on
for poker Thursday?

:09:07
Sidney, where are you?
:09:09
I've left three messages.
:09:11
Listen, there's this new movie,
it's a Rob Reiner movie.

:09:14
You got to get me in...
:09:15
-Dickie.
-Go to go.

:09:16
Are you going
to park cars or what?

:09:17
They're stacking up.
:09:18
Yes, sir, Mr. Rollins.
:09:19
Look, Dickie, the only
reason I hired you

:09:21
is I used to watch your show,
:09:22
and your life
is kind of pathetic.

:09:23
Thanks for being a fan.
:09:30
You know what?
:09:32
You never get anywhere unless
you bend the rules a little bit.

:09:35
Woo-hoo.
:09:41
Uh, this is the Wernick Agency.
:09:43
This is his assistant...
Shaquikwa speaking.

:09:46
Sidney, where the hell
have you been?

:09:48
I've been calling all morning.
:09:49
Oh, sorry.
:09:50
Hey, you know those pigeons
I feed?

:09:53
They attacked me,
six of the bastards.

:09:56
I had to go get stitches.
:09:58
Wait a second, wait a second.
:10:01
Oh, come on,
what is this guy doing?

:10:02
Hey, move that pile.
:10:04
The light ain't getting
any greener, jarhead.

:10:06
Hey, screw you, man.
:10:07
Why don't you step
out of that little,

:10:09
bitty wussy car
and talk to my face, huh?

:10:11
Hey, screw you.
:10:13
I'll kick your
steroid-loving ass, moron.

:10:16
Jujube.
:10:17
I'm going to bust you up, man.
:10:19
Smell you later, stink bomb.
:10:22
I'll find you.
:10:23
Three, G, Q...
:10:26
Hey, Dickie, aren't you worried
about that guy

:10:28
tracking you down and beating
the crap out of you?

:10:30
No, I'm in someone else's car,
plus the windows are tinted.

:10:33
Hey, listen, this movie part
:10:35
sounds like
the key to everything, man.

:10:37
You've got to get me in
to see Rob Reiner.

:10:40
And as your agent,
let me ask you this--

:10:42
you got any ideas?
:10:43
'Cause, I mean, that's just
way out of our league.

:10:46
Now, you want
to get on Elimidate,

:10:48
that's a different story.
:10:50
I think if I talk
to some movie stars,

:10:52
they can help me.
:10:53
Yeah, you, where are you
going to meet movie stars?

:10:56
Oh, man, that's the easy part.
:10:57
So, I woke up in a boxcar
outside Lincoln, Nebraska.


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