Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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and not from the side.
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Watch it.
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I raise two bucks
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with this authentic replica
of the jinxed

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Tiki idol
from the Brady episode

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"Hawaii Bound."
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Easily worth two bucks on eBay.
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I am out.
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Yeah, I'm out.
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I'm out.
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There's your two.
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And you know who I don't get?
Vin Diesel.

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Oh, yes!
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Who's Vin Diesel?
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Is he good-looking?
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I mean, I don't know
what's going on with him.

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Is he Chinese?
I don't know.

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That's so horrible, man.
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You're such a dick.
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Besides, he'd kick your ass.
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Come on, Dickie.
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How jealous can you get, really?
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It's getting bad.
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Vin Diesel's actually
a cool guy.

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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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He actually lent me money once.
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I just want to be a star again
so goddamn bad.

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What's the thing
you miss the most, Dickie?

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You know what?
It's not the limos.

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Oh, I miss the limos.
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It's not the girls,
the money, the parties...

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The girls, the money,
the parties...

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No, wait.
Seriously, you guys had limos?

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You know what?
It's not that stuff I miss.

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It's something else.
It's... it's something

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I miss so bad it hurts.
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I just miss the love, you know?
I miss...

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My mom loved me
when I was a star,

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and people loved me
when I was a star.

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And when somebody loves you,
it gives you a center.

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It makes you feel good inside.
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That's what being a star
did for me.

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But you know what?
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It's all going to happen.
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I got my fingers crossed.
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I got my hopes up
for this Rob Reiner thing.

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Anyway... back to work.
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Two pair, Williams.
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Read it and weep.
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Uh-uh-uh!
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What are you, nucking futs?
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Four of a kind.
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You lose.
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Oh, man.
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And, Dickie,
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they don't give out giant Rob
Reiner parts to guys like us.

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And I'll bet you
a thousand dollars--

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I'll make it a hundred dollars--
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and the actual football we used
to hit Marcia in the face with


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