:22:03
Wait.
:22:04
I'm not actually
casting this part
:22:05
for another couple of months,
:22:07
but barring
some kind of a miracle,
:22:08
Yeah.
:22:09
I just don't think
this is right for you.
:22:11
But you just said...
:22:13
Said what?
:22:14
If I relive my childhood.
:22:16
I can do that.
:22:17
Dickie,
you're going to hire a family?
:22:19
That's why I'm selling my book--
I need money.
:22:21
We're happy about that.
:22:22
This is amazing stuff.
:22:23
What a life you've led.
:22:24
The only thing I ask
:22:25
is that you minimize the
sexy, sensational stuff
:22:28
because it might hurt my career
with people like Rob Reiner.
:22:31
Here on, uh, page 47,
it says you had a whistle
:22:34
stuck up your ass.
:22:35
Yeah, stuff like that.
:22:36
I think we should... cut it.
:22:38
Yeah, but it's a whole chapter.
:22:39
-It's fantastic.
-And, also,
:22:40
I had a lightbulb up there, too.
:22:42
-A lightbulb?
-Well, partially.
:22:44
It was sticking out a little bit
and when I bent over,
:22:47
it looked like my ass
had a good idea.
:22:49
Dickie, this whole thing
just sounds bizarre.
:22:51
No, you know what, I need this.
:22:53
You know I want a big comeback
and this is the one.
:22:55
Please help me on this, Sidney.
Come on.
:22:57
Of course,
our standard advance
:23:00
for something like this
is $30,000.
:23:02
Did you say $30,000?
:23:05
Holy God Almighty!
:23:06
Christ on a crutch!
:23:08
We'll take it!
:23:22
You have 67 messages.
:23:24
First message:
:23:25
I saw your ad
about hiring a family.
:23:35
You that actor guy
needs a family?
:23:38
Uh, yeah, but, you know what,
:23:39
this whole thing's
not going to work,
:23:41
but thank you.
:23:42
Get back here!
:23:43
Dance with the devil!
:23:44
Leave me alone!
:23:45
You got the cizash,
we got the family.
:23:48
Sad Eye Sadie...
:23:51
...Mad Dog, is it, Giant?
:23:54
Uh, I'm going to think about it.
:23:57
Great.
:23:58
Hey, yo, Dickie.
:23:59
You nucking futs? Yo.